Happy Friday! This is a big week for my family. Tomorrow, my oldest son is getting married. So why not kick off the weekend with a little wedding-themed humor?
I recently heard about two spiders who were married – they met on the web.
I recently heard about a bald man who married his comb. Seems he had promised to never part with it.
I recently heard about two cell phones who were married – they say the reception was terrific.
I recently heard about two florists who were married – it was an arranged marriage.
I recently heard about two nuclear technicians who were married – they say the bride was radiant and the groom was glowing.
I recently heard about a notebook who married a pencil – seems she found Mr. Write.
I recently heard about that the King of Hearts married the Queen of Hearts – seems they were perfectly suited to each other.
I recently heard that it has been a decade since the Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman – I hear their kids are nothing to look at either.
I recently heard that Times New Roman broke off his engagement with Arial – seems she just was not hit type.
I recently heard that the jumper cables called off their wedding – seems they had lost their spark.
I recently heard that hydrogen and helium had called off their wedding but will still see each other periodically.
Wedding days are always very emotional, even the cake is in tiers.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It’s when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences. ~ Unknown