Happy Friday and welcome to September! Labor Day weekend brings with it the unofficial end of a very strange summer. 2020 has brought many concerns that might have caused you to loose some sleep. If you cannot sleep maybe you can ponder a few sleep related jokes while you stare at the ceiling.
Apparently, I snore so loudly that I can scare all the passengers in my car while I am driving.
Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed. I am about ready to return it to Ikea.
I purchased an off-brand Memory foam mattress; it cannot remember who I am.
I know a couple who bought a water bed back when they were popular. Since then they have drifted apart.
I read that almost one-third of people let their pet sleep on the bed with them. I thought I would give it a try, my goldfish died.
They say that everyone dreams in black and white. I am pretty sure that my dreams are in color. Could it just be a pigment of my imagination?
I was going to tell you about my dream involving a Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe, but I decided that it is Narnia business.
Once I had a disturbing dream where I was trapped in Panama during a snowstorm. It turns out I was just dreaming of a white isthmus
The other night I had a dream that I was swimming in an entire ocean of orange soda, it turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
I had a recurring dream once.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine. ~Author Unknown