Friday Funny May 14, 2021 A Few Words of Advice

“I intended to give you some advice but now I remember how much is left over from last year unused” ~ George Washington Harris

Happy Friday! Just to let you know this blog is not all just fun and games, let me offer up some words of advice this week.

Enjoy!

“If people wanted your unsolicited advice, they’d ask for it.” ~ Alfred E. Neuman

“The one prediction that never comes true is, ‘You’ll thank me for telling you this.’ “ Judith Martin

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.”~ Erica Jong

“If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don’t need advice.” ~ Van Roy’s Truism

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.” – Will Rogers

“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.” – Jack Handey

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein

“I always advise people never to give advice.” ~ P.G. Wodehouse

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Listen to advice and accept instruction, and in the end you will be wise.” ~ Proverbs 19:20

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