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Happy Friday! June is here and it appears that there is a return to normalcy around the bend. The past year has been hard on a lot of people and businesses. People are starting to get out and offices are opening back up. So, let’s kick off the weekend with hard working jokes.

Enjoy!

I have a friend who works at a medicine factory, he said that during the pandemic work was so slow that you could hear a cough drop.

I have a friend who is an electrician, he said that he has been closing early for the last year because business is light.

I have a friend who tried his hand at being a limo driver during the past year.  He tried really hard but he did not get a single customer.  All that effort and nothing to chauffeur it.

I have another friend who tried to start a hot air balloon business during the pandemic but it just doesn’t take off.

I have a friend who used to be the host of a blackjack table, with the economy recovering he got a better deal.

Before the pandemic, a friend of mine owned a paper business but it folded.

I have a friend who is an archeologist, she says that post-pandemic her career lies in ruins.

I had a friend who had a doughnut shop before the pandemic, now she is just tired of the hole business.

I had another friend who wanted to open a pastry shop during the pandemic, but he couldn’t raise the dough.

I knew a guy who, before the pandemic, had a job tying sausages together; however, he just could not make ends meet.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. ~William J. Bennett, The Book of Virtues

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