Happy Friday! I recently had to make the oft dreaded trip to the Bureau of Motor Vehicles to renew my driver’s license and upgrade to the new and improved one that is TSA compliant. So, let’s have a laugh or two on behalf of the good folks at the BMV.
Is it true that mathematicians go to the BMV to get a deriver’s license?
While I was in line at the BMV I asked other folks in line to guess my weight just so I could get an idea about what I could get away with putting on my license.
I heard you should be careful not to get stuck behind the Devil in a line at the BMV, it seems the Devil can take many forms.
Someone once left a positive review at the BMV. The manager saw it and immediately fired everyone
My computer is getting old and it’s RAM isn’t that great but it still has faster processing than the BMV.
When I went to renew my driver’s license, the clerk asked me if I wanted to be an organ or tissue donor. I told her that we got rid of the Wurlitzer years ago, but I think there is an extra box of Kleenex in my car I could go get.
I was just wondering – if you buy an electric car do they check to see if you have a current driver’s license?
I was recently complimented on my driving skills. Someone left a note on my car that said “Parking Fine.” I thought that was nice.
I remember back when I took my driving test, I got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped away before I got to them.
I read a story the other day about a couple of Amish engineers who created the hardware and software for a small self-driving horseless carriage. I hear it’s a little buggy.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“I would seriously rather be in a long line at the DMV than eat with people I don’t know.” ~ Anne Lamott