Friday Funny October 1, 2021 Quick Friday Thoughts

Happy Friday and welcome to October! Here are a few quick thoughts for you to ponder this Friday.

Enjoy!

I recently went to a pet shop and I asked the clerk if I could buy a goldfish. The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?” I said, “I could care less about its zodiac sign.”

Two gold fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?!”

Two soldiers are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, “BLUB…BLUB…BLUB…BLUB…BLUB.”

I recently took a picture of a field of wheat. It was grainy.

If you had some friends who love math, would you call them Algebros?

I heard that the reason that penguins do not fly is because they are not tall enough to be pilots.

Would a backward poet write inverse?

I friend was telling me that he dreams in color, but I think it is a pigment of his imagination.

Do microwaves washup on tiny beaches?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“May your passion be the kernel of corn stuck between your molars, always reminding you there’s something to tend to.” ~Jeb Dickerson

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