Friday Funny November 5, 2021 Dino-jokes!

Happy Friday and Happy November! This week we are going way back in time and digging up some dinosaur jokes.

Enjoy!

Would you call an extinct animal that works in the rodeo a Bronco-Saurus?

Would you call a dinosaur with great dental hygiene habits a Flossiraptor?

Would you call a dinosaur in high heels a My-Feet-Are-Saurus?

Would you call a dinosaur with no eyes a Do-You-Think-He-Saw-Us?

Would you call a scared tyrannosaurus a Nervous-Rex?

Would you call a dinosaur eating a taco a Tyrannosaurus Mex?

Would you call a dinosaur who is a very poor driver a Tyrannosaurus Wrecks?

Would you call a dinosaur who does magic tricks a Tyrannosaurus Hex?

Would you call a “foodie” dinosaur a Connois-Saur?

Would you call a dinosaur who went into law enforcement a Tricera-Cop?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.” ~ Albert Camus

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