Happy Friday! Don’t forget that this Sunday is Mother’s Day.
Would you call a mom who can’t draw – Tracy?
Is it true that the baby strawberry cried because his mom was in a jam?
Are computers so smart because they listen to their motherboards?
Did you hear about the pirate who could not call his mother because she left the phone off the hook?
What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
It seems like everybody wants to save the earth but nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Good moms let their kids lick the blades on the hand mixer. Great moms turn the mixer off first.
Is it true that Mom’s favorite kind of candy for Mother’s Day is Her-she’s Kisses?
I bought my Mom a mug which says, “Happy Mother’s day from the World’s Worst Son”.
I forgot to mail it but I think she knows.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?” ~-Milton Berle