Happy Friday! It has felt like summer this week and when it feels like summer it gets one thinking about vacation. So pack your bag for laughs.
I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my Tom Tom said, “In 1000 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”
I had to tell my suitcases there will be no vacation this summer. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
I read a story about a pilot who decided to cook whilst flying? It was a recipe for disaster.
I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage, unfortunately I lost my case.
I may not travel much, but I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.
For Christmas, I bought my wife a world map and gave her a dart. I told her to throw it and wherever it lands, we will go on vacation this summer. Looks like we are spending two weeks behind the refrigerator.
Looks like I will have to cancel my vacation, I developed a rash and my dermatologist told me to apply the medication locally.
I once took a trip to a ski resort. It started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
I heard that photons do not take suitcases on vacation because they travel light.
What did the llama say before his vacation? Alpaca bag.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I’ll go over to them and say, ‘What are you doing here, you’ve never worked a day in your life!’” ~Stephen Wright