Happy Friday! Happy Fathers’ Day! It definitely feels like Summer has made an early arrival. Be careful out there because it is so hot that……
It is so hot out that even the artificial flowers are wilting.
It is so hot out that Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It is so hot out that I saw a heatwave and I waved back.
It is so hot out that I poured McDonald’s hot coffee on my lap just to cool off.
It is so hot that the catfish was already fried when I caught it.
It is so hot that you can spot people who have had plastic surgery.
It is so hot that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It is so hot that you cannot make a chili dog.
It is so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It is so hot that Reds fans have started to take the bags off their heads.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, “You’re tearing up the grass.” “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply. “We’re raising boys.” ~Harmon Killebrew