Friday Funny June 24, 2022 Jokes That Come Home To Roost

Happy Friday!  Let’s kick off the weekend with some chicken jokes.

Enjoy!

Is it true that chickens tell scary stories about Poultrygeists?

Would a negative rooster crow cock-a-doodle-don’t?

Is it true that the best way to get a chicken to read your blog is by using cluckbait?

Did you know that the reason that a chicken coop has two doors is because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan?

Did you hear about the chicken philosophers who pondered the meaning of eggsistence?

Did you hear about the chicken who went through the Powerpoint presentation to get to the other slide?

Is it true that a chickens favorite dessert is coop-cakes?

If you crossed a chicken with a bell would you get an alarm cluck?

If you crossed a chicken with a concrete mixer would you get a brick layer?

Is it true that chickens do not like bossy roosters because they ruffle everyone’s feathers?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“If you know somethin’ well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin’ chickens.” ~ Grandma Moses

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.