
Happy Friday! It seems like people are getting sillier every day. I do not know why, but this week I wanted to share about some of my silly friends.
Enjoy!
I had a friend who is so silly, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
I had a friend who is so silly, he went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
I had a friend who is so silly, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
I had a friend who is so silly, he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
I had a friend who is so silly, she wonders why so many people tell her that running is bad for your niece.
I had a friend who is so silly, he tripped over a cordless phone.
I had a friend who is so silly, she thinks Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonald’s.
I had a friend who is so silly, he thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a new expansion team in the NBA.
I had a friend who is so silly, she thought Tiger Woods was a forest in India.
I had a friend who is so silly, he thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish Holiday.
I had a friend who is so silly, she uses Old Spice for cooking.
I had a friend who was so silly, he thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.” ~ W.C. Fields