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Friday Funny July 22, 2022

Happy Friday!  It seems like people are getting sillier every day.  I do not know why, but this week I wanted to share about some of my silly friends.

Enjoy!

I had a friend who is so silly, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

I had a friend who is so silly, he went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

I had a friend who is so silly, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

I had a friend who is so silly, he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

I had a friend who is so silly, she wonders why so many people tell her that running is bad for your niece.

I had a friend who is so silly, he tripped over a cordless phone.

I had a friend who is so silly, she thinks Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonald’s.

I had a friend who is so silly, he thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a new expansion team in the NBA.

I had a friend who is so silly, she thought Tiger Woods was a forest in India.

I had a friend who is so silly, he thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish Holiday.

I had a friend who is so silly, she uses Old Spice for cooking.

I had a friend who was so silly, he thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.” ~ W.C. Fields