Happy Friday!  Usually, I have little trouble getting to sleep, but last night was not a usual night and I tossed and turned into the wee hours of the night.  So, why not some sleep jokes for this Friday?

Enjoy!

I heard that mountains are always tired because they don’t Everest.

The other night I was having trouble getting to sleep.  I scooted over to the edge of the bed and shortly thereafter I dropped off.

The other night I was dreaming that I wrote ‘The Lord Of The Rings.’ Apparently, I was Tolkien in my sleep.

Last week I slept with my Smartphone under my head and downloaded a nap.

I have started taking a ruler with me to bed so I can see how long I sleep.

Lately I am not sure whether you I have insomnia or amnesia and I am losing sleep trying to remember which one it is.

Did you know that when a lawyer needs a bed, he goes to a mattress firm?

Would you call a a sleepy woodcutter, a slumberjack?

Is it true that dragons usually sleep during the day because they fight knights?

Is it true that candles cannot get any sleep because there’s no rest for the wick-ed?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Many things — such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly — are done worst when we try hardest to do them.” ~ C.S. Lewis