Friday Funny September 16, 2022 A Few Spare Jokes

Happy Friday!  Let’s kick off the weekend with a few jokes that are sure to be right up your alley! 

Enjoy!

I told my friend I had just landed a job in a bowling alley.  “Ten pin?” He asked. “No” I replied, “it’s permanent.”

I read where “The Bowling-Alley Killer” is still at large, police think he will strike again….

I read a stray about a professional bowler who was accused of stealing, he claims he was framed.

What did one romantic bowling pin say to the other?  “Let’s never split.”

I heard that the animal that likes bowling best is an alley cat.

Last time I went bowling I left my favorite bowling ball at home, fortunately I had a spare.

I heard that old bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter.

I heard that bowling a better sport than golf – it is a lot harder to lose a bowling ball.

If a bowler is frustrated at not being able to throw a curveball  would you say he was stuck in a dire straight?

I knew this guy who was great at every sport he tried, even bowling, seems he had talent to spare.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.”~ Stephen King

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