Happy Friday! Let’s kick off the weekend with a few jokes that are sure to be right up your alley!
I told my friend I had just landed a job in a bowling alley. “Ten pin?” He asked. “No” I replied, “it’s permanent.”
I read where “The Bowling-Alley Killer” is still at large, police think he will strike again….
I read a stray about a professional bowler who was accused of stealing, he claims he was framed.
What did one romantic bowling pin say to the other? “Let’s never split.”
I heard that the animal that likes bowling best is an alley cat.
Last time I went bowling I left my favorite bowling ball at home, fortunately I had a spare.
I heard that old bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter.
I heard that bowling a better sport than golf – it is a lot harder to lose a bowling ball.
If a bowler is frustrated at not being able to throw a curveball would you say he was stuck in a dire straight?
I knew this guy who was great at every sport he tried, even bowling, seems he had talent to spare.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.”~ Stephen King