Happy Friday!  This week kicks off another NFL season, so I thought I would throw out some football jokes this week.

Enjoy!

Is it true that football centers wear hiking shoes?

Did you hear about the small ghost who was asked to join the football team because they needed a little team spirit?

Is it true that every year the Miami Dolphins lead the league in all porpoise yardage?

I read about the NFL kicker who finally married his high school sweetheart, seems she was a pretty fair catch.

Is it true that NFL players do not wear glasses because it is a contact sport?

I heard that women prefer watching football games when at the hairdressers.
The coverage is the same but the highlights are better.

Is it true that centipedes are not allowed to play on bug football teams because it takes them too long to put their cleats on?

If you crossed a football player and the Invisible Man would you get a football game like no one has ever seen?

I was going to share a poem I wrote about the NFL but it has 32 offensive lines..

One of these days, I am going to make an edgy football joke on Facebook, that is my goal post.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.”~ Vince Lombardi