Happy Friday! Trick or Treat is almost upon us, so get that bowl of candy ready and keep an eye out for The Great Pumpkin.

Enjoy!

Do you know you have been ghosted when the poltergeist does not text you back.\?

When a ghost mom puts her kids in a car does she remind them to fasten their sheet-belts

Did you hear about the mummy who was kicked out the the witch’s school because it could not spell?

Would you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts a Pharaoh Roche?

Is it true that a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor is vein-illa.?

Did you hear about the skeleton beauty contest? No body won.

Did you hear about the skeleton who went to the new night club in town because he heard it was a hip joint?

If witches wear shoes that are too tight do they get candy corns?

Is it true that girl ghosts go on diets so they can keep their ghoulish figures?

Is it true that werewolves never know what time it is because they are not  whenwolves?

Did you hear about the pumpkin preacher? He spoke from the pulp-it.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.” —Robert Brault