Recently my wife purchased an Amazon Alexia device.  It can turn on lights, act as a timer, answer a myriad of questions and it can tell jokes!  You be the judge of whether or not it can tell good jokes.

Enjoy!

I asked a lone wolf for a stick of gum, but she didn’t have a pack.

What do you call a pretty pig?

Hamsome.

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken.

What did the Terminator say when he drank his last drop of coffee?

Hasta Barista Baby.

How does James Bond like to sleep?

Under covers.

What do you call an X-wing pilot who does too many barrel rolls?

Puke Skywalker.

Why did the chief chase the chickens oat of the restaurant?

Too many clucks in the kitchen.

Why was the chiropractor so busy?

He had back-to-back meetings.

Where does a rhombus post its selfies?

On a parallelogram

Did you read the reviews about the new blender?

It got mixed results.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“People will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacities to think.” ~ Aldous Huxley.