Happy Friday!  One of the many cartoons I watched when I was a child was “The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show” – every episode there would be a clip where Bullwinkle would say, “Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.”  Then something that was not a rabbit would usually appear of the hat.  So, in honor of Bullwinkle, I have pulled a few jokes out of my hat this week.

Enjoy!

I showed a mime a magic trick, it left him speechless.

A hear that good magician’s assistants are very hard to find, apparently they are highly sawed after.

I recently saw a magician who does magic with chocolate, it seems he had a lot of Twix up his sleeve.

I recently read about a new TV show about magical arts in the legal system, it is going to be called “Subpoena the Teenage Witch.”

Did you hear about the magician who made an entire art gallery disappear? Now museum, now you don’t

I have a friend who is very talented as both a Magician & a Chef.  They say his food is TA! DA! for.

I read an article that stated that for a period of time, Harry Houdini used a trap door in every magic show he performed, apparently it was just a stage he was going through.

There was once a farmer who walked into a magical forest to cut down a tree.  As he pulled back his axe to take a big swing, it cried out “Wait, I’m a talking tree!” The farmer just grinned and said “yes, and you will dialogue.”

Magician: “and now for my final trick! I will disappear!” Then he grabs a pear from under the table and says: “you’re the worst fruit ever!”

What are the two magic words you can say to get anything you want? – “I’m offended.”

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The secret of showmanship consists not of what you really do, but what the mystery-loving public thinks you do.” ~ Harry Houdini