Happy Friday and welcome to March!  I have an anniversary coming up in a few days, so let’s kick his weekend off with some relationship jokes.

Enjoy!

For our anniversary, I gave my wife a small picture of me inside a pistachio. It’s just me in a nutshell.

I asked my wife if she’d like a new Diamond Ring to celebrate our anniversary. “Nothing would make me happier!” She replied.  So, I got her nothing.

Our anniversary is coming up, so my wife told me that she would be happy as long as I get her something with a lot of diamonds in it.  I think she is going to love this pack of playing cards.

My wife asked me, “Do you want dinner?” I replied, “I don’t know. What are my choices?” Her response, “Yes or no.”

I asked my wife which she liked better, my face or my body? She said, “Your sense of humor.”

I think arguing with your spouse is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet. Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”

I thought I won the argument with my wife about how to arrange the furniture; however, when I got home, the tables had turned.

My wife said she wanted to be treated like a princess for our anniversary. So, I invited seven little people over so she could make us dinner – now she’s mad at me.

My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met, but I’m not buying it.

My wife and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“We were married for better or worse. I couldn’t have done better and she couldn’t have done worse.” ~ Henny Youngman