Happy Friday and welcome to March! I have an anniversary coming up in a few days, so let’s kick his weekend off with some relationship jokes.
For our anniversary, I gave my wife a small picture of me inside a pistachio. It’s just me in a nutshell.
I asked my wife if she’d like a new Diamond Ring to celebrate our anniversary. “Nothing would make me happier!” She replied. So, I got her nothing.
Our anniversary is coming up, so my wife told me that she would be happy as long as I get her something with a lot of diamonds in it. I think she is going to love this pack of playing cards.
My wife asked me, “Do you want dinner?” I replied, “I don’t know. What are my choices?” Her response, “Yes or no.”
I asked my wife which she liked better, my face or my body? She said, “Your sense of humor.”
I thought I won the argument with my wife about how to arrange the furniture; however, when I got home, the tables had turned.
My wife said she wanted to be treated like a princess for our anniversary. So, I invited seven little people over so she could make us dinner – now she’s mad at me.
My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met, but I’m not buying it.
My wife and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“We were married for better or worse. I couldn’t have done better and she couldn’t have done worse.” ~ Henny Youngman
I’m not married but these are too funny!