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Happy Friday!  It seems like before we hit the holiday season, we are already hitting cold & flu season. 

Stay well and enjoy a few “sick” jokes!

It seems like a lot of sickness is going around this time of year, watch out for the symptoms of the Amish flu. First you get a little horse, then a little buggy.

Did you hear about the new gingerbread man flu strain? Don’t worry, you probably won’t catch it.

Did you hear about the strain of the flu that joined Instagram? She became an influenza!

I had the swine flu but I think I am cured.  Now I have the bacon flu.

I am not kidding, If I have to explain the Latin term “ad nauseum” one more time, I think I am going to be sick.

My wife gave me a “Get better soon” card. I am not sick, she just thinks I can get better.

Did you hear about the beekeeper that went to the doctor because she had hives?

If someone is doing yoga while they have the flu, would they be sick and twisted?

I was going to put a dart board on my ceiling, but I did not want to throw up.

I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“For every ailment under the sun, There is a remedy, or there is none, If there be one, try to find it; If there be none, never mind it.”~ Mother Goose