Happy Friday! I hope you had a good Thanksgiving. If you are like me you are still full from all of the goodies. The holiday season is upon us and it hard to turn away from the great food that seems to show up everyday from now through the end of the year. So, while this a bad time to go on a diet, at least it is time for me to THINK about going on a diet.
Enjoy!
My idea of a balanced diet is a Big Mac in each hand.
I’ve been on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around I eat.
I’m thinking about trying the Dr. Doolittle Diet – talking to my food instead of eating it.
I think it is time to try the cheese diet, I need to cheddar a few pounds.
I tried the garlic diet, I did not lose much weight, but from a distance my friends thought I looked thinner.
In my dieting effort, I went to the paint store, I heard you can get thinner there.
You think dieting is easy, let me tell you it is definitely not a piece of cake.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
What do you call a fascist vegan? Lactose intolerant.
Thought for the Week
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. ~John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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