Happy Friday! Memorial Day is an opportunity to reflect on those who gave their lives for our freedoms. Memorial Day also marks the unofficial start of summer. Maybe you are aiming to get in shape for summer activities, so let’s kick off the holiday weekend with a quick set of jokes. Drop and give me ten!
I asked my wife for suggestions for a new exercise routine, and she said, “Why don’t you try lunges?” I said, “I don’t know, that sounds like a big step.”
I am thinking about started to swim for exercise, it might give me a sense of porpoise.
Last week I went to the gym and found a new machine. I only used it for about an hour – until I started to feel sick – but it’s great: it’s got Reese’s, Hershey Bars, Almond Joys and more in it!
Today, I did five laps around the gym, tomorrow, I might even park my car and go inside.
I tried to cancel my gym membership today, but they wanted me to provide a too weak notice.
I never thought that I would be the type of person to wake up at 5 A.M to go for a jog. It turns out that I was right.
Did you hear about the farmer that went to the gym and pulled his calf?
Did you hear about the fisherman who went to the gym and pulled a mussel?
My wife bought me an exercise bike for Christmas. I used it for about a month but it did not seem like it was getting me anywhere.
I called the gym and asked if they could teach me gymnastics. The guy asked, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can make it most weekdays after 6:00”
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
Who kept the faith and fought the fight;
The glory theirs, the duty ours. ~Wallace Bruce