Happy Friday! October keeps marching on. This week marked the annual return of “It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown.” Seems like a good time for some Frankenstein jokes.
Is it true that the Frankenstein Monster is the best illustration of synergy because he really is greater than the sum of his parts?
Did you hear that the Frankenstein Monster took one of those DNA tests? It turns out he is from all over.
Would you call a clever monster a Frank Einstein?
Would you call a monster flying a kite in a lightning storm Benjamin Frankenstein?
Would you call the bird who brings the monsters their babies a Frankenstork?
Did the Frankenstein Monster go to the psychiatrist because he thought he had a loose screw?
Did the Frankenstein Monster really go to prom with an old ghoul-friend he dug up?
When the Frankenstein Monster told Dr. Frankenstein that he wanted to be a doctor, did the good Dr. tell him, “fine suture self”?
Is it true that when the Frankenstein Monster saw the Bride of Frankenstein that there was an instant spark ad that he simply could not resistor?
Was Dr. Frankenstein considered a good comedian because he could keep his audience in stitches?
Would you consider Dr. Frankenstein an extrovert because he was so good at making new friends?
Thought for the Week
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special. ~Chris Rock