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Friday Funny April 26, 2019 Jokes That Make The World Go ‘Round

Happy Friday!  No matter where you are, you are there.  Ponder that for a moment as well as some geography related jokes.

Enjoy!

It is clear,” said the teacher, “that you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?”  “Well,” the student replied, “my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!”

Teacher: Where is the English Channel?
Student: I don’t know – it is not in my cable package.

Teacher: What did the sea say to the shore?

Student: Nothing, it just waved!

Teacher: How do mountains see?

Student: They peak!

Teacher: What kind of maps do spiders make?

Student: Web-based maps. 

Would you call the small rivers that run into the Nile – juve-niles?

Is the Mississippi unusual because it has four eyes but cannot see?

Is it true that tectonic relationships are difficult because there is just too much friction even though it is no one’s fault?!

Mountains aren’t just funny………. they are HILL AREAS!

Plateaus: the highest form of flattery.

I was reading a new proposal being considered by ICE.  They are considering deporting retired persons instead of illegal aliens.  It turns out that retirees are much easier to catch. Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.

Thought for the Week

If you’re being run out-of-town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade. ~Author Unknown

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