Happy Friday! I hope you can enjoy Leap Day tomorrow.  You have made it to the end of February – there is hope that Spring is on the way!  

This past week I came across three interesting headlines in the Wall Street Journal, not the place I would expect to find some bad puns, but here they are:

“The Shame of Hair Loss is Receding” – 02/22/2020

“If You Knead No-Carb Bread, It Might Cost You Some Dough” – 02/24/2020

“Surveillance Program Gets a Hard Look” – 02/24/2020

So, I scrounged around in the internet for some other amusing headlines to share with you this week.

Enjoy!

“Breathing oxygen linked to staying alive”

“Most Earthquake Damage is Caused by Shaking”

“Students Cook & Serve Grandparents”

“Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn’t seen in years.”

“Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.”

“Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board”

“Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni”

“Police Say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On the Run”

“Psychic Arrested Again – Still Didn’t See It Coming”

“China May Be Using Sea To Hide Its Submarines”

“Barbershop Singers Bring Joy to School for Deaf”

“Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs.”

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you’re at home.”~Author unknown  http://WWW.QUOTEGARDEN.COM

Happy Friday!  We live in the Information Age where all sorts of information and news is available from a plethora of  sources twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week.  With all that information so freely flowing, there are bound to be a few wires that get crossed, unintentionally or intentionally, from time to time.  This Friday, for you enjoyment and pondering, I present some of the more interesting headlines that have made their way past all the editors.

Enjoy!

Some Headlines Just Make Me Wonder

County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds 

Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney  

Midget Sues Grocer, Cites Belittling Remarks

One-armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers

Volunteers Search for Old Civil War Planes

Cows Lose Their Jobs as Milk Prices Drop

Slowdown Continues to Accelerate

Man Tries Armed Robbery with Knife in Gun Store

Authorities Pursue Man Running with Scissors

Fire Extinguisher Factory Destroyed in Massive Blaze

Pigs Dies as Houses Are Blown Down

Farmer Bill Dies in House

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

And Some Headlines Just Make Me Scratch My Head

City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells

Homicide victims rarely talk to police

Fish Need Water, Feds Say

Statistics Show that Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25

Use Clothing to Keep Warm During Winter

Thought for the Week

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. ~Kurt Vonnegut

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