Friday Funny February 28, 2020 More Humorous Headlines

Happy Friday! I hope you can enjoy Leap Day tomorrow.  You have made it to the end of February – there is hope that Spring is on the way!  

This past week I came across three interesting headlines in the Wall Street Journal, not the place I would expect to find some bad puns, but here they are:

“The Shame of Hair Loss is Receding” – 02/22/2020

“If You Knead No-Carb Bread, It Might Cost You Some Dough” – 02/24/2020

“Surveillance Program Gets a Hard Look” – 02/24/2020

So, I scrounged around in the internet for some other amusing headlines to share with you this week.

Enjoy!

“Breathing oxygen linked to staying alive”

“Most Earthquake Damage is Caused by Shaking”

“Students Cook & Serve Grandparents”

“Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn’t seen in years.”

“Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.”

“Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board”

“Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni”

“Police Say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On the Run”

“Psychic Arrested Again – Still Didn’t See It Coming”

“China May Be Using Sea To Hide Its Submarines”

“Barbershop Singers Bring Joy to School for Deaf”

“Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs.”

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you’re at home.”~Author unknown  http://WWW.QUOTEGARDEN.COM

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