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Friday Funny April 22, 2022 Medical Jokes

Happy Friday!  Let’s kickoff the weekend with some medical jokes.

Enjoy!

I heard that the worst place to hide in a hospital is the ICU.

Have you heard about the new Canadian strain of Covid? People are showing up at the hospital eh-symptomatic.

I stopped by a local hospital today only to find that it had been converted into a library, I had to suffer in silence.

I heard about a man who was admitted to hospital after swallowing 6 plastic horses. His condition has been described as stable.

I heard that the nicest guy in the hospital is the ultra-sound guy.

I heard that the coolest guy in the hospital is the hip replacement guy.

I heard about a dermatologist who was fired at the hospital for making too many rash decisions.

When I was young, I once dated an X-ray tech I met during a short hospital stay, I always wondered what she saw in me.

If you donate a kidney to a hospital everyone thinks you are a hero but if you
donate 10 kidneys everyone thinks you are a monster.

I woke this morning with an awful cough, I think it might be pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but it’s hard to say.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK


“Everything is so expensive. What hospitals really need is cheaper equipment — like an X-ray machine that takes four poses for a quarter.” ~Robert Orben, 2400 Jokes to Brighten Your Speeches, 1984