Happy Friday and Happy Friday the 13th! For some Friday means payday so here are some money related jokes you can take with you to the bank.
After all these years, I have finally managed to put something aside for a rainy day. It’s called an umbrella.
Is Materialism buying things we don’t need with money we don’t have in order to impress people that we don’t really know?
I discovered that I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. It seems there is no limit on how much they can charge me.
The other day I was in the phone store and picked up one of those new smart phones that has facial recognition. It took one look at my face and told me that I couldn’t afford it.
I am working hard and putting money in my 401K so that when I am old I will be able to buy the things I could have enjoyed when I was young.
How much money does one need to be eccentric instead of just nuts?
Once in a while when I am cruising the city in a $250,000 vehicle, I pause, lean back and think, “If this bus driver doesn’t speed up I am going to be late for work!”
It is sad when your take home pay won’t even get you home.
I am too cheap to pay to take my kids to a corn maze, so I just set them loose in IKEA.
If I really did profit from my mistakes, I would be pretty well off by now.
Thought for the Week
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart. ~John Wesley