Happy Friday! We have made it to the end of November, the holidays are upon us and a new year is just around the corner.
My work takes me to a lot of different places from cities to small towns. I was recently in a small town, a really, really small town.
I was in a town that was so small…….
There was a City Jail, it was called amoeba, because it only had one cell.
There was Fire Department but instead of hoses, they used water pistols.
There was a Road Department, they spread salt on the roads using a salad shooter.
There was a McDonald’s but it only had one Golden Arch.
There was not a 7-11, but there was a 3&1/2 – 5&1/2.
There was a Second Street but it is in the next town over.
There was a golf course, but it only had three holes.
There used to be a zoo, but it closed when the hamster died.
The “Welcome To” and “Leaving” city limits signs are both on the same post.
They had a boxing match and both men had to sit in the same corner.
Thought for the Week
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. ~Andy Rooney