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Friday Funny June 22, 2018 Tom Swifties

Happy Friday and Happy Summer!  Wishing you a great first weekend of summer.  This week, I dug up some Tom Swifties, a type of pun.


“I’m in the hospital waiting room” said Tom, precariously.

“Send the telegram again,” Tom said with remorse.

“I’m the fastest car on the freeway,” Tom said in passing.

“I can’t believe I ate that whole pineapple!” Tom said, Dolefully.

“I won’t let a flat tire get me down,” Tom said, without despair.

“I’ve been on a diet,” Tom expounded.

“I’ll have to dig another ditch around that castle,” Tom sighed, remotely.            

“My fortune cookie has no paper in it,” Tom said unfortunately.

“I like modern painting,” said Tom abstractly.

“Elvis is dead,” said Tom expressly.

Thought for the Week

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it. ~Russel Baker