Happy Friday! Hoping that things are starting to green up in your corner of the world. Here is a baker’s dozen of puns to kick off your weekend.
I couldn’t understand how my seat belt worked. Then it clicked.
Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.
How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was told he had to upgrade to Windows 7? “I still love Vista, baby.”
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
Thought for the Week
“A pun is the lowest form of humor – when you don’t think of it first.” ~ Oscar Levant