Friday Funny April 3, 2015 Hoppy Easter!

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Happy Good Friday!  The memories of a harsh winter are starting to fade and the hope of spring is beginning to bloom.

Enjoy!

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Q:  Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?                                                                                   A:  Hareobics. 

Q: What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A:  They egg-cellerated. 

Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?                                                                A:  Eggs marks the spot.

Q:  What did the bunny want to do when it grew up?                                                                     A:  Join the hare force.

 Q:  What do the call an Easter Bunny on a farm?                                                                            A:  Dinner (or supper as the case may be). 

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a rabbit sitting next to him. “Are you a rabbit?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The rabbit replied, “Well, I liked the book.”

An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This led to some strange behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to avoid jumping, but instead to run around like the other squirrels. One day the rabbit was really feeling sad, so it went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. After explaining to them how it felt different from its step-siblings, they gave him a big hug and said, “Don’t scurry, be hoppy.”

Read the following slowly and out loud
C D E D B D bunnies?
M R not E D B D bunnies!
O S A R! C D E D B D fluffy cottontails?
L I B! M R 2 E D B D bunnies!

Thought for the Week                                                                                                                            “The great gift of Easter is hope – Christian hope which makes us have that confidence in God, in his ultimate triumph, and in his goodness and love, which nothing can shake.” ~Basil Hume

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2 thoughts on “Friday Funny April 3, 2015 Hoppy Easter!

  1. J.L.

    These jokes seem to multiply quickly. (Yep, that’s about as humorous as I can be this morning. Too many hare-brained escapades last night, and my mind is shot right now.)

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  2. Bob Weidner

    Lenny, I wish I had grand children young enough to enjoy this as much as I did thinking about it. Mine are all College age. I enjoy your missives every week, keep on keeping on. Bob

    _____

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