Happy Friday the 13th! Hopefully you do not suffer from Triskaidekaphobia, the fear of Friday the 13th. This is a day just like any other day. However, if you find any of the things below happening to you this day, you might want to just slow down and be extra careful,
You finally receive a note from your crush and it is Restraining Order.
You switch to Nationwide only to discover that they are not on your side.
You find out that after planning you own birthday party, you are not invited to it.
You try to be cool and get hypothermia.
You run away from home with the family dog and only see posters for the dog.
You discover that your pet rock has run away.
You go to visit your parents only to discover that they have moved and not left a forwarding address.
You wake up to a bird singing outside your window and realize that it is a vulture.
Your twin sibling forgets your birthday.
You are halfway through your breakfast cereal when you realize the flakes are moving around the bowl on their own.
Thought for the Week
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. ~Steven Wright