Happy Friday! Congratulations on making it through another work week and to celebrate here is a little work related humor.
It seems like the only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
I think we have enough youth. I’ve started looking for the fountain of “Smart.”
Things really haven’t gotten worse. We’ve just improved our inter-departmental communication skills
I have found that a positive attitude may not solve all my problems, but it does annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
I think I was hired my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
I am finding that I am at that age where work is a lot less fun and fun takes a lot more work.
My boss says that I tend to intimidate people, I just stared at him until he apologized.
Is efficiency merely a highly developed form of laziness?
The farther away the future is, the better it looks..
They say that we learn from our mistakes and it seems we never run out of study material.
I feel like my job is secure because no one in their right mind would want it.
I told my wife that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She said, “How do you know he was on his way to work?”
As I get older and think back on all the people I’ve lost along the way, I realize that just maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.
Thought for the Week
If you have a job without any aggravations, you don’t have a job. ~Malcolm S. Forbes