Friday Funny September 21, 2018 Random Funnies

 

Happy Friday and Welcome to Fall!   Here are a few random jokes to kick off the weekend.

Enjoy! 

Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone?  Because he could not find the Droid he was looking for.

The other day, I bought what has to be the  world’s worst thesaurus.  Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.

I made a chicken salad today; unfortunately she wouldn’t eat any of it..

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another tectonic plate?  Sorry, my fault

I bought one of those travelling irons yesterday and when I woke up this morning and it was gone.

My friends accused me of being tight-fisted, so to prove them wrong I bought them a cup of coffee.  As it turns out they each wanted one.

When I was little my Mom used to feed me alphabet soup all the time.  She told people I loved it but she was just putting words in my mouth.

I was going to buy a grenade today but things quickly went awry when the cashier asked me for my PIN.

When I was a kid, I could put air in my bike for free.  Now it’s $1.50! I asked the guy at the gas station attendant why.  He said, “Inflation.”

My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink but no one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they finally got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theater.

Thought for the Week

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg. ~Abraham Lincoln

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