Friday Funny September 28, 2018 High Flying Humor

 

Happy Friday.  This week, I have selected a few flying jokes chosen especially for you.

Enjoy!

If someone got sick of being in an airport, would it be a terminal illness?

If you crossed an airplane with a magician would you get a flying sorcerer?

If you crossed a snake with an airplane would you get a Boeing Constrictor?

The fees airlines charge are getting out of hand. The last time I flew, they charged me for my emotional baggage.

I have a friend who is a pilot who never has any trouble being employed, it seems he is really great at landing a job.

A vulture was tired of flying south every fall and decided to take a plane instead. When he checked in at the airport the gate agent noticed two dead raccoons with his luggage so she asked if he wanted to check the raccoons through as luggage.  The vulture replied, “No, thanks, they’re carrion.” 

Thought for the Week

A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.  ~Donna Roberts  http://www.quotegarden.com

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