Happy Friday and Happy New Year! I hope that 2019 is off to a good start and that this will turn out to be a great year for you. In my world, I am starting the new year with a new job – so here is some new job humor to kick off Friday Funnies for 2019.
I just started a new job shredding cheese, it’s grate.
I just started a new job at a factory that makes bells, the offer was very a-pealing.
I just started a new job as a window installer, it’s a real pane.
I just started a new job as a Cuban Dictator. I’m Havana great time.
I just started a new job as a baker, I kneaded the dough.
I just started a new job with a recycling company, they made me an offer I could not refuse.
I just turned down a new job as an elevator repairman, it was just wrong on so many levels.
I just started a new job with a tree removal service, I am the branch manager.
I just started a new job with Fitbit, it seemed like a step in the right direction.
I just started a new job at an origami factory, things should be good as long as the factory does not fold.
Thought for the Week
“Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.” ~