Happy Friday! The NFL is entering into week 6 and there are 4 teams that have yet to win their first game. Among those is the once-again bottom dwelling Bengals. In 1970 the Cleveland Browns traded Paul Warfield who was my favorite player and that was the end of be being a Browns fan. I rooted for the Bengals through thick and thin (there was a lot more thin) for forty years. At the conclusion of the 2010 season I made what has appeared to be a wise choice and decided to just not care about the Bengals or the NFL any longer. However, just because I do not consider myself a fan any longer, does not mean that I cannot have a laugh at the expense of the Bengals.
Q: What do the Bengals and the United States Postal Service have in common?
A: Neither one delivers on Sunday.
Q: Why don’t they make Bengals jerseys for preschoolers?
A: They are choking hazards.
Q: What is the most popular pastry with the Bengals?
Q: Why don’t former Bengals players make good trial lawyers?
A: They have no defense.
Q: Why do the Bengals watch their game films in reverse?
A: They gain more yards that way.
Q: How many Bengals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw the bulb in and one to recover the fumble.
Q: How do the Bengals count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.
Q: Name four things that adults should stop believing in.
A: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and the Cincinnati Bengals.
Q: Why doesn’t Andy Dalton use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can’t find the receiver.
Q: What do the Bengals and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?
A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
Q: Why are the Bengals like a grizzly bear?
A: They both go into hibernation in the fall.
Q: What’s the difference between the Bengals and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Bengals and possums have in common?
A: They both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: How many Bengals does it take to change a tire?
A: Only one, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up.
Q: Why don’t the Bengals have a website?
A: They can’t string three “W’s” together.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.” ~ George Will