Happy Friday! Don’t forget to set your clocks up this weekend as we welcome another round of Daylight Savings Time. Personally I enjoy the days being light later. So, you help you usher in the change, here are a few time-related jokes for you.
What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle? An extra hour of rain.
The future, the present and the past show up at a party at the same time. Things got pretty tense.
Growing up my friends and I really liked playing “Hide and Seek.” Sometimes the games would go on for hours and hours. Good friends were hard to find.
I put a clock under my desk at work, now I am working overtime.
I was going to apply for a patent for a belt with a built-in watch but I decided it was just a waist of time.
The bartender says “we don’t serve time travelers in here.” A time traveler walks into a bar.
For a while I was addicted to time travel, but that is all in my past now.
I was going to share a great joke about time travel but nobody laughed.
I joined a club of time travelers. There have been some real fun times, so far:
* I have made a lot of friends in the club, some of us go back years and years.
* I won a great prize in the raffle last week, two tickets to Game 6 of the 1975 World Series.
* For a membership project, I invented a device to bring back herbs from the future. I call it my little “thyme machine.”
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“A man who owns a watch knows what time it is. A man who owns two watches is never quite certain.” ~ Unknown