Happy Friday and Happy 4th of July. Wishing you a happy and safe holiday weekend.
Why are there so few knock-knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings!
What kind of tea did the American colonists drink?
What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?
Why were the first Americans like ants?
They lived in colonies!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
What is the best sport to play on the 4th of July?
What did the ghost say on the 4th of July?
“Red, White and Boo!”
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the page!
Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
Because he could not lie!
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him.” ~ Abraham Lincoln