Happy Friday and Welcome to September.  We are at the unofficial end of summer and the Labor Day Weekend is upon us. Let’s kick off the long weekend with some work-related humor.

Enjoy!

My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where.

I took a position as a security guard, my boss said that it was my job to watch the office. I’m currently on season 5.

On my way to work today, I saw a person dragging a clam on a leash behind him. I thought, it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel. 

Would you call the boss at Old McDonald’s farm the C-I-E-I-O?

My boss asked me to roundup 18 employees quickly. I responded, “20.”

In my last performance review, I was told that my communication skills needed improvement. I didn’t know what to say.

I think that of all the inventions of the last century, the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.

I heard that fewer and fewer people are going into archeology because the field is basically in ruins.

I asked if I could leave work early today, and my boss said, “yes, if you make up the time.” I said, “sure, it’s sixty-five past fifteen.”

My wife tells me I talk in my sleep all the time. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work ever mentions it.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”~
C.S. Lewis