Happy Friday!  I hope that 2023 is off to a good start for you and that good things are ahead.  It is that time of year when it seems like there is always someone in the family who is sick as germs just keep making their rounds during winter.  So grab a tissue and a laugh.

Enjoy!

My wife gave me a “Get better soon” card.  I am not sick; she just thinks I can be better.

Is it true that when a boat gets sick it goes to the dock?

Is it true that when a horse gets sick it goes to the horsepital?

Is it true that when fish get sick, they go to the sturgeon?

Is it true that when a snake is sick, it should take an anti-hiss-tamine?

Is your cat sick if she is not feline well?

If you get sick at the airport would that be called a terminal illness?

Is it true that most employees get sick on work days because of their weekend immune system?

If you are feeling sick over increasing gas prices at the pump would you have the car owner virus?

If you get sick in space, would you still say the you are under the weather?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“I feel more like I do now than I did a little while ago” ~ Mr. Youngerman, my high school chemistry teacher