Friday Funny January 13, 2023 Jokes That I Cannot Take Credit For

Happy Friday!  I was reading the other day about how credit card balances went up a significant amount in December.  So, I thought it would be a good time to share some credit & banking jokes.

Enjoy!

I heard that Luke Skywalker’s credit card of preference is a Jedi Mastercard.

Would you call a credit card riding a train from New York to  Los Angeles an American Express?

I heard that if you have bad credit and need a loan that you should take a trigonomitrist with you to the Bank so that he can cosign.

Is it true that the bank owner bought some cows to beef up security?

Bankers, by nature are pretty antisocial, they really are a bunch of loaners.

I read a story about a cheetah who robbed a bank.  He ran away so fast that he almost got away with it. Unfortunately, he was spotted.

Is it true that money is called dough because we all knead it?

My Dad used to tell me that I should work really hard until my bank balance would look like a phone number.  Well after years and years I have done it, my balance is $9.11.

I don’t like to brag, but I am pretty good at managing my credit accounts.  In fact the Bank keeps sending me letters to let me know that my balance is outstanding.

It has gotten cold again.  The other morning I had to scrap the ice off of my windshield.  I used my supermarket credit card and got 10% off.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one.” ~ George Gobel

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