Friday Funny December 4, 2020 Eggnog Puns

Happy Friday and Happy December!  The good news is that we have made it to the last month of 2020!  The holiday season is upon us and that means there is eggnog.  So let’s kick off the weekend with some eggnog puns.  I hope they crack you up.  If not, then maybe you just can’t take a yolk.

Enjoy!

If a chicken told you an eggnog jokes, would she be a comedi-hen?

Is it true that Mr. Scrooge did not like the eggnog because it was not all that it was cracked up to be?

If you have a sing-a-long while drinking eggnog would you call it kara-yolkie?

Is drinking eggnog a form of eggs-ercise?

If you refuse to drink eggnog would you be considered egg-nostic?

Is the fastest path to the eggnog bowl the eggs-press lane?

If you had some really good eggnog would you describe it as egg-cellent?

Do you share your eggnog with people who are egg-stra special?

If you really love eggnog would people call you egg-centric?

Would you take eggnog to school to help improve your egg-u-cation?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.” ~ Calvin Collidge

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